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Fantasy » alt.fan.pratchett » [I] Filking Friday Night
| [I] Filking Friday Night [message #260739] |
Sa, 29 April 2006 10:05 |
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It's close to midnight, and something evil's lurking in the dark
A shop of horrors, just turn left, it's right outside the park.
You try to burp, but hunger takes the sound before you make it
You start to drool, as lamb meat looks you right between your eyes
You're hypnotised
'cause this is Friday, Friday night
You've had far too much beer but a kebab will put that right
Yes this it Friday, Friday night
You've got to get some food inside you, must eat, lamb meat, tonight
You hear the door slam, and gaze up at the board up on the wall
Roast chicken or lamb, so long as there's chips you could eat them all
You close your eyes, and hope thats really only indigestion
You smell the fries, and feel the vomit creeping up behind
You're out of time
'cause this is Friday, Friday night
You've had far too much beer but a kebab will put that right
Yes this it Friday, Friday night
You've got to get some food inside you, must eat, lamb meat, tonight
He's gonna get you a donna kebab, and then you pay the bill
You start to sweat and you realise that you're feeling rather ill
Now is the time, for all that meat and beer to get together
It's late at night, and now you have to get home really quick
You're gonna be sick
It's pavement pizza, pizza night.
You've thrown up down your trousers, a splendid tecnicolour yawn
Yes this is Friday, Friday night
And now you're gonna lie there in the gutter, nutter, 'til dawn
Darkness falls across your eyes
The stars career around the skies
Creatures crawl in search of home
Across the tarmac, grass and loam
And whosoever shall be found
Who can't stand up for falling down
Must stand and face the hound of hell..
Or wife, or girlfriend, who can tell?
The foulest stench is in the air
Of lamb and urine, chips and beer
The dreadful truth, in the bedroom
Is closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
You know your life is over
You know for sure you won't survive
The Saturday hangover.
The Hunter
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| Re: [I] Filking Friday Night [message #260762 ] |
Sa, 29 April 2006 13:08 |
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On 29 Apr, Gaz Webber wrote:
> It's close to midnight, and something evil's lurking in the dark
[snip]
> And though you fight to stay alive
> You know your life is over
> You know for sure you won't survive
> The Saturday hangover.
>
Talk about coming back to AFP with a bang...
<Applause>.
--
Brian Howlett - Email to From: address deleted unseen
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When I told the folks back home that I was coming to Auchtermuchty,
they said "Wear the fox hat"...
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| Re: [I] Filking Friday Night [message #260773 ] |
Sa, 29 April 2006 14:35 |
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On Sat, 29 Apr 2006 09:05:05 +0100, Gaz Webber
<Gaz.Webber [at] btinternet.com> wrote:
>It's close to midnight, and something evil's lurking in the dark
<snip>
To the tune of?
--
Andy Brown
Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless.
Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop.
-- Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary
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| Re: [I] Filking Friday Night [message #260775 ] |
Sa, 29 April 2006 14:53 |
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jester:
> Gaz Webber:
>> It's close to midnight, and something evil's lurking in the dark
> <snip>
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> To the tune of?
Well, that's obvious, innit? Weird Al Yankovic, _Polka Power_.
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\\\\ Jens Ayton, Fratello di Vetinari 36.3636363636364% insane
\\\\\__, Bringing sarcastic one-liners to the common hedgehog since 1999
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| Re: [I] Filking Friday Night [message #260776 ] |
Sa, 29 April 2006 15:01 |
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"jester" <usenet [at] jester.nu> wrote in message
news:slrne56ndc.b9p.usenet [at] angel.jester.nu...
> On Sat, 29 Apr 2006 09:05:05 +0100, Gaz Webber
> <Gaz.Webber [at] btinternet.com> wrote:
>>It's close to midnight, and something evil's lurking in the dark
> <snip>
>
> To the tune of?
>
> --
> Andy Brown
> Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless.
> Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop.
> -- Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary
To the tune of Arohito Ishikawa's *Remember Pearl Harbour*
Or possibly Michael Jackson's *Thriller*
The choice is yours :)
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| Re: [I] Filking Friday Night [message #260781 ] |
Sa, 29 April 2006 15:07 |
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"Brian Howlett" <news-spamtrap [at] brianhowlett.me.uk> wrote in message
news:dbf8211f4e.Brian [at] brianhowlett.me.uk...
> On 29 Apr, Gaz Webber wrote:
>
>> It's close to midnight, and something evil's lurking in the dark
>
> [snip]
>
>> And though you fight to stay alive
>> You know your life is over
>> You know for sure you won't survive
>> The Saturday hangover.
>>
> Talk about coming back to AFP with a bang...
>
> <Applause>.
> --
> Brian Howlett - Email to From: address deleted unseen
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> When I told the folks back home that I was coming to Auchtermuchty,
> they said "Wear the fox hat"...
Why, thank you.
Did you miss me?
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The Shadow fades,
And with them fades
The Hunter
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| Re: [I] Filking Friday Night [message #260786 ] |
Sa, 29 April 2006 15:26 |
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On Sat, 29 Apr 2006 14:01:20 +0100, Gaz Webber
<Gaz.Webber [at] btinternet.com> wrote:
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>"jester" <usenet [at] jester.nu> wrote in message
>news:slrne56ndc.b9p.usenet [at] angel.jester.nu...
>> On Sat, 29 Apr 2006 09:05:05 +0100, Gaz Webber
>> <Gaz.Webber [at] btinternet.com> wrote:
>>>It's close to midnight, and something evil's lurking in the dark
>> <snip>
>>
>> To the tune of?
>
>To the tune of Arohito Ishikawa's *Remember Pearl Harbour*
>Or possibly Michael Jackson's *Thriller*
>The choice is yours :)
Aha! (No actually, I don't think any of theirs would work)
Very good, very good.
--
Andy Brown
Windows, another fine product from the folks who gave us edlin.
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| Re: [I] Filking Friday Night [message #260789 ] |
Sa, 29 April 2006 16:02 |
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On 29 Apr, Gaz Webber wrote:
[snip]
> Did you miss me?
>
Do you feel pain anywhere?
I've missed your posts, certainly...
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Brian Howlett - Email to From: address deleted unseen
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There is a little known psychological theory that all women
subconsciously want to be piano players. Pianist envy.
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